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  • Dad: ...and then Superman took Batman's hand and they kissed under the full moon having saved the d--"
  • Son: I don't like this story. It's weird
  • Dad: For the last time you ungrateful *deep breath* it's not a story, it is my fan fiction, and you will listen

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neon

molls:

I would like to exchange an egg.

Her?